I've Been Decaptionated

What can I say about not being selected as a finalist for this week's New Yorker caption contest? "Bloodsuckers!"

Here's the cartoon and the three "finalists":

						Drawing by Michael Maslin "I bet the bride of Frankenstein gets to cuddle." Submitted by Doak Sergent New York City “And where do you think you're going with those curtains?” Submitted by Bradford Collins Columbia, S.C. "I guess this rules out a church wedding." Submitted by Mark Mushkat San Francisco, Calif.

And my submission?

"Not tonight, Harold. I have a neckache."